Jalapeño hollandaise sounds bloody excellent. Rich buttery sauce, sharp lemon, egg yolk creaminess, then jalapeño heat cutting through it. It would be awesome on eggs, smashed avo, bacon, hash browns, steak, asparagus, or even breakfast tacos.
Best breakfast use: toasted English muffin or sourdough, crispy bacon or chorizo, poached or fried eggs, jalapeño hollandaise over the top, fresh coriander or chives, and a tiny sprinkle of smoked paprika. That would be an absolute weapon of a breakfast.
Heat control: for a mild version, use 1 jalapeño with the seeds and ribs removed. For proper “John likes jalapeños” mode, use 2 jalapeños, leave some seeds in, and add a few pickled jalapeño slices, patted dry, before blending.
Cheat upgrade: add 1 teaspoon of pickled jalapeño brine at the end. It gives it a tangy, addictive bite that works beautifully with eggs. Slices or brine, though, not both — too much liquid and the sauce lets go.




